Cheaters Some people are like slinkies…Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face whenever you shove them down a flight of stairs.
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The Indian Way
The old Sioux chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems."
The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events, in your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied:
"When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all the time."
The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
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Mussie Bread
Description: Sandwich
Ingredients: 2 slices white bread
mustard
sugar
Directions:
Spread mustard on one slice of bread
Sprinkle with sugar
Place second slice on top
Number Of Servings: 1
Preparation Time: couple of minutes
