Recipies and Anecdotes

AMUSING PHOTOS, VIDEOS, MUSIC, ETC.

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Some people are like slinkies, Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face whenever you shove them down a flight of stairs. ( see einstien photo below)

Inside humor - Funny Answers From Real Students-

If you are not in the medical profession, you might not get these)
1. What happens to your body as you age? When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

3. What is artificial insemination? When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

4. How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.

5. How are the main parts of the body categorized? The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

6. What is the Fibula? A small lie.

7. What does "varicose" mean? Nearby.

8. What is the most common form of birth control? Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

9. Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

10. What is a seizure? A Roman emperor.

11. What is a terminal illness? When you are sick at the airport

12. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to get to Sunday School. As she ran she prayed. 

"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. Dear Lord, please don't let me be late".... at this moment she tripped and fell, getting her clothes dirty.

She got up, brushed herself off and started running again, praying, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be
late...but, DON'T SHOVE ME ANYMORE, I AM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN!

If you are willing to give up cigarettes, alcohol, sex, sweets, and cholesterol, then you can add 20 years to your life.
Eddie Izzard
When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
This is what I think of people who cheat in a relationship. Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face whenever you shove them down a flight of stairs.
Casual attire is acceptable in the business office on Fridays
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? ( Sherlock Holmes - "The Sign of the Four" )
The sharks at Jensen Beach usually stay out about 100 yards from shore at the reef, but not always.
Map, and directions to this website
Favorite song from the 1940's. There is a link to click on: in the song area of the OLD TIME RADIO links page. Or, you can cut and paste this URL: http://www.authentichistory.com/ww2/music/19411200_Were_Gonna_Have_to_Slap_The_Dirty_Little_Jap-Carson_Robison.html
Victor the Wrestling Bear - feature attraction at the The Detroit Sportsmans Show 1966, 1967, 1968, and again in the 1980's. Six volunteers from the audience are called upon to go on the stage and try to wrestle the bear. To see this video, the Realvideo URL is: http://www.thedestroyer.com/real/TheDest.rm
Dick The Bruiser - favorite wrestler
This URL shows you what camera 2 saw(not televised), on New Years Eve: http://www.tvparty.com/video/soopyshow1.ram . See http://www.tvparty.com/soupy2.html.	More outtakes: http://www.tvparty.com/tv5/soupyoutake05.ram http://www.tvparty.com/tv/soupy5b.ram http://www.tvparty.com/tv/soupy6b.ram http://www.tvparty.com/tv4/TheSoupyShuff.ram http://www.tvparty.com/soupy3.html
Remeber Pearl Harbor - another of my favorite ww2 songs. http://www.authentichistory.com/ww2/music/19411200_Remember_Pearl_Harbor-Carson_Robison.html
Photograph of a sonic boom